Funny Jokes!

Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson go on a camping trip, and after finishing their dinner they retire for the night, and go to sleep. Some hours later, Holmes wakes up and nudges his faithful friend. "Watson, look up at the sky and tell me what you see." "I see millions and millions of stars, Holmes" exclaims Watson. "And what do you deduce from that?" Watson ponders for a minute. "Well, astronomically, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets. Astrologically, I observe that Saturn is in Leo. Horologically, I deduce that the time is approximately a quarter past three. Meteorologically, I suspect that we will have a beautiful day tomorrow. Theologically, I can see that God is all powerful, and that we are a small and insignificant part of the universe. What does it tell you, Holmes?" "Watson, you idiot!" he exclaims, "Somebody's stolen our tent!"

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NETT President Teresa Risley Earns 2013 USTA Texas Community Service Award PDF Print E-mail
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Not a week goes by during which Teresa Risley doesn't make an effort to share the gift of tennis. Even during vacations, she connects with her tennis friends through Facebook and email, and she is very good about taking pictures of her and her friends' USTA teams and recreational tennis get-togethers.

Last Updated on Thursday, 16 May 2013 17:14
 
USTA Texas' Readicker Loses Beloved Young Friend Abby to Leukemia After Two-Year Journey PDF Print E-mail
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Most of us know Grapevine's Robyn Readicker as the Dallas-Northeast Texas USTA representative, but she also was known among close friends as a loving softball mom to Abby Burns. Burns and Robyn's daughter, Jordan, were teammates at Texas Woman's University in Denton right up until last week.

Last Updated on Wednesday, 01 May 2013 17:54
 
These Two Teen Girls Love Playing Tennis, Especially Being Doubles Partners at School PDF Print E-mail
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USTA-leaguer Rick Ivey approached me at a TCU tennis match one day to tell me about his daughter and her friend, and why they would make a good article for TennisFortWorth.com. I told him what I tell everyone: "Thank you! People such as you help us fill the website's pages with good local stories. Email me details, and I'll get back to you very soon."

Last Updated on Thursday, 18 April 2013 11:23
 
Ridglea Pro Shawn Wooley Among Junior Team Tennis Coordinators With Kids' Best Interests In Mind PDF Print E-mail
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Junior Team Tennis is changing as it's growing, which is always better than remaining stagnant. One update I love is that Ridglea Country Club head pro Shawn Wooley has been the local Southwest JTT Coordinator for the past couple of months--and anything that involves tennis and Wooley is a positive thing.

Last Updated on Wednesday, 03 April 2013 16:27
 


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