Funny Jokes!

Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson go on a camping trip, and after finishing their dinner they retire for the night, and go to sleep. Some hours later, Holmes wakes up and nudges his faithful friend. "Watson, look up at the sky and tell me what you see." "I see millions and millions of stars, Holmes" exclaims Watson. "And what do you deduce from that?" Watson ponders for a minute. "Well, astronomically, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets. Astrologically, I observe that Saturn is in Leo. Horologically, I deduce that the time is approximately a quarter past three. Meteorologically, I suspect that we will have a beautiful day tomorrow. Theologically, I can see that God is all powerful, and that we are a small and insignificant part of the universe. What does it tell you, Holmes?" "Watson, you idiot!" he exclaims, "Somebody's stolen our tent!"

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Kathy Langer Talks About Winning Recent World Championships & How to Stay Fit at 75 PDF Print E-mail
Written by Lisa Jordan Kilborn   

Rockwall's Kathy Langer recently won two world titles: first, the Queens Cup with her 75-and-over U.S. team and then the age-group World Championships doubles crown (she also reached the singles semis). Anyone who has ever stopped to watch a great match one court over and realized just how shockingly good some amateurs can be should hear what Langer had to say about those back-to-back triumphs. I might add that this unstoppable woman is a great-grandmother.

Last Updated on Tuesday, 16 October 2012 16:15
 
Richland Tennis Center Women's Team Headed for 3.5 Senior Nationals at Indian Wells PDF Print E-mail
Written by Lisa Jordan Kilborn   

Tracey Driver, 54, started playing tennis just eight years ago, and already she is making her second trip to Nationals. Driver, who works at Richland Tennis Center, was kind enough to tell TennisFortWorth.com about her team's great season as it leaves for Indian Wells, Calif., for the 2012 USTA League 3.5 Senior National Championships.

But first let me tell you that her husband Chip’s 8.0 mixed doubles team just won Sectionals this weekend, so he, too, is going to Nationals. “Both of us are captaining teams that are headed for Nationals five weeks apart!” she said in a last-minute email.

Last Updated on Sunday, 07 October 2012 14:16
 
Junior Media Playday Blends SuperChamps with Youngsters; Southlake to Host Mixed Doubles Sectionals PDF Print E-mail
Written by Lisa Jordan Kilborn   

As our Facebook faithful know, when TennisFortWorth.com has a Junior Media Playday coming up, I hit them over the head with the details so they'll know about it and hopefully come.  It's hard to get young players to play in any given event, because we are blessed with so many seemingly all the time. It's nearly impossible to pick an open date--but that is a great problem to have; it means that tennis is thriving in the Greater Fort Worth area.

Last Updated on Monday, 24 September 2012 19:16
 
Weatherford Leaguer Travels to Africa for Mission Work, Gathers Goods to Ship Back to the Sudan PDF Print E-mail
Written by Lisa Jordan Kilborn   

I first met Nancy Conner when we were teammates in a USTA 4.0 league seven or eight years ago, and she struck me as one of the most down-to-earth, caring people you could ever meet. She loved playing tennis so much that her husband built her a court at their Weatherford home, but she was not spoiled by such good fortune, nor was it lost on her.

Last Updated on Monday, 10 September 2012 15:07
 


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