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One day a man goes to a pet shop to buy a parrot. The assistant takes the man to the parrot section and asks the man to choose one. The man asks, How much is the yellow one?''
The assistant says, "$2000." The man is shocked and asks the assistant why it's so expensive. The assistant explains, "This parrot is a very special one. He knows typewriting and can type really fast."
"What about the green one?" the man asks.
The assistant says, "He costs $5000 because he knows typewriting and can answer incoming telephone calls and takes notes."
"What about the red one?" the man asks.
The assistant says, "That one's $10,000."
The man says, "What does HE do?"
The assistant says, "I don't know, but the other two call him boss."

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Fort Worth's Susan Dean Surrounds Herself with Tennis (& a Few Vintage Racquets) PDF Print E-mail

As enters its fourth year, I've noticed one woman around the courts as much as anyone: Susan Dean, lifelong player and constant promoter. During awards-banquet season, I caught up with her at the Fort Worth Tennis Association's elegant dinner at the Silver Fox on University Dr. and finally got to know her a little better.

Last Updated on Wednesday, 22 January 2014 11:14
Daniel Flores' Fort Worth Tri-Level Team Prepares to Compete at first Sectionals PDF Print E-mail

Daniel Flores captains the 3.5-4.0-4.5 team that won the Fort Worth Tri-Level Tournament that was held Dec. 14-15 at Arlington Tennis Center. One of his teammates is Dean Hinnen, who was so excited about the triumph that he told his Tarrant Tennis Bums pals about it via Facebook.

Last Updated on Monday, 06 January 2014 14:04
Worth Waiting For: Arthur Ashe Essay Winner Gets Advice from First Lady in U.S. Open President's Box PDF Print E-mail

Cody Stewart played with the Slam Jammers while growing up in Duncanville, and he turned into a pretty good tennis player. He also worked hard in the classroom, and as we've said here before he sure does know how to write an essay.

When Stewart learned last summer that he had won the USTA/NJTL Arthur Ashe Essay Contest for the second time, he promised to tell all about the experience upon returning from the big trip. That would be the one he took to the 2013 U.S. Open as a special guest of the USTA's for having won the essay contest--again.

Last Updated on Wednesday, 18 December 2013 17:30
USPTA Texas Honors Grapevine Coach Martinez; TNT's Colleyville Squirrels Win State JTT Crown PDF Print E-mail

After several tries, I finally got a hold of Angel Martinez, who will receive the USPTA Texas High School Coach of the Year award in February. He was home catching up on administrative work while waiting for a technician to finish setting up TV and Internet service at his new house.

Last Updated on Saturday, 30 November 2013 12:30

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