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One day a man goes to a pet shop to buy a parrot. The assistant takes the man to the parrot section and asks the man to choose one. The man asks, How much is the yellow one?''
The assistant says, "$2000." The man is shocked and asks the assistant why it's so expensive. The assistant explains, "This parrot is a very special one. He knows typewriting and can type really fast."
"What about the green one?" the man asks.
The assistant says, "He costs $5000 because he knows typewriting and can answer incoming telephone calls and takes notes."
"What about the red one?" the man asks.
The assistant says, "That one's $10,000."
The man says, "What does HE do?"
The assistant says, "I don't know, but the other two call him boss."

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USPTA Texas Honors Grapevine Coach Martinez; TNT's Colleyville Squirrels Win State JTT Crown PDF Print E-mail
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After several tries, I finally got a hold of Angel Martinez, who will receive the USPTA Texas High School Coach of the Year award in February. He was home catching up on administrative work while waiting for a technician to finish setting up TV and Internet service at his new house.

Last Updated on Saturday, 30 November 2013 12:30
 
McLeland Tennis Center Gets in the Neighborhood of 800 People for Fall Festival PDF Print E-mail
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Abby Voigt with her kidsAbby Voigt, a physician's assistant who has lived in Fort Worth for three years, helped promote McLeland Tennis Center's recent Fall Festival, which attracted 800 parents and children from the south Fort Worth area. The turnout was so large that several website regulars brought it to my attention. So I asked Voigt to tell me all about it, and she was happy to oblige.

Last Updated on Wednesday, 13 November 2013 13:08
 
FWTA's New Executive Director Seeks Board Volunteers, More Communication with Players PDF Print E-mail
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It's great that the Fort Worth Tennis Association has hired an executive director, because the FWTA board makes important decisions throughout the year that affect players in the Greater Fort Worth area. Its officers are always on the lookout for good help, and it looks as though they have found a good fit in Kathleen Johnson, who already has begun to bond with her fellow board members.

Last Updated on Tuesday, 29 October 2013 17:31
 
USPTA Names Burleson's Athena Cajas as National 35 & Over Doubles Player of Year PDF Print E-mail
Written by Lisa Jordan Kilborn   

Where do I begin with Athena Cajas? Where is she at the moment? She could be anywhere, because all she does is work (she teaches violin and piano) and teach tennis seemingly all over Fort Worth (and play tennis seemingly all over North Texas). She must sleep, too. There's no way she could pound the ball with such depth and accuracy without getting adequate rest.

Last Updated on Wednesday, 16 October 2013 11:38
 


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